To live in Austin is to love all sports....namely Football.
Game Day in Austin is as if there was a zombie outbreak but instead of turning into a grotesque flesh eating monster you turn into a Fan. Burnt Orange, BBQ grubbing, Hook-em Horns Fan. We proudly overtake the entire city. A Stretch Hummer might just overtake that Kia holding up the line too. Rent a Limo to intimidate!!!
Fumbling through traffic and punting pedestrians isn't the sporting event you came to see. Getting to the stadium can be foul play all the way. Make this a slaughter and hire Limo's Austin to get your players to the Line of Scrimmage, through the Defensive Line and Touchdown baby.
We are your Safety. The ninja assassin of football. Or just the ninja of getting your team there on time for tailgating, nachos and cheap beer.
Gain possession and get your team behind you ready for the next play. We will pick up as many teammates as it takes to win this game.
Yeah you're the QB, the Golden Child, the MVP...for bringing in Special Teams to make this a easy breezy, fully stocked, cush ride to the stadium gates.
WE Love Driving The Ball To the End zone. Or Just Driving In General.