Designated driver

Smart is Sexy!

Look at you. All spiffed up, shiny and ready to make the night legit like the Master of Ceremonial Shots Ninja that you are. And because you are the Sultan of Slinging em Back, driving yourself is just illegal.

• You know who doesn't drink and drive? Smart people. 
• What's the opposite of smart? That's right, dumb people drink and drive. 
  

Party your ass off and live to tell about it.
The End....or beginning.....Whichevz.